Total war three kingdoms beta movie#
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Total war three kingdoms beta series#

Total war three kingdoms beta movie#

The AI has been taught that going over or around walls works better than rubbing your junk on the base of the wall.ĪI units have been informed that World War Z was not a documentary (even if it should have been produced as such and been far more popular and innovative as a movie had it done so), and piling up at the base of the wall is not an effective means of breaching it. That fence is for keeping livestock in, not for keeping enemies out. The AI has been informed that battles at mines, farms, and such are different than battles at settlements. Liu Bei's successful attempts at mooning towers will no longer prevent the archers in said towers from shooting the peasants with bows behind him.ĪI armies waiting for their friends to come so they can beat you up will no longer stand there and hurl insults as you hurl far more effective arrows at them. The AI will no longer attempt to stand there and moon towers they are within the range of. The game will now keep you from cheating when you conveniently 'forget' your ability has a limited duration during combat rounds. Trebuchets are also confirmed to not have feelings or a sense of pain. That's stupid, we're not some silly revolutionary war general, our strategist was cunning enough to ensure extra ammo was available for this city defense.Ĭhinese scientists have confirmed that, yes, rocks can smash hastily assembled wooden covers for rams. Fighting is sweaty work after all.ĭefending units will no longer wait to ask for permission until they see the whites of their enemies eyes. Units in Turtle formation are now allowed to spread out a big more to compensate for the body odor issues. Jet fuel now properly melts steel siege engines. Yellow Turban generals have been informed that they're leading armies of fanatical peasants, and have adjusted their skillsets to reflect as much. Zhang Fei still has his bowflex total gym commercials.

Total war three kingdoms beta series#

The Zhang family has had their series of cardio workout videos cancelled. Sentinels have been informed that the power of friendship no longer makes them My Little Pony's version of Neo. Yes, we know you're just trying to show up the Brettonians, but they're already green enough with envy, they even have a completely green knight. Infantry have been taught how kilograms work, and are much more confident in their ability to not topple like bowling pins from a charge.Ĭavalry have been told to take it a bit easier on the archers and infantry. MARK.īeing lightly brushed by a horse riding by is no longer enough to kill several high-tier archers.įor several mid-tier archers, a stiff breeze may still pose problematic. No, you can't quick-draw them out of a bag of holding.

No, 100 axes strapped all over their body is not reasonable. Hidden Axes have been told that, yes, they do have to follow encumbrance rules in their D&D campaigns. Strategists now will remember they have swords before they get skewered by a charging general. We've had to file far too many reports with OSHA. We've told the soldiers to stop doing the fortnight dances before they sheath their swords.

Presumably without pulling a Lu Bu and stabbing your partner through the chest. The banana sticker for winning a multiplayer campaign will now be given if you actually win a multiplayer campaign.

The game is now able to both play the 'Guess how many _ are in this jar' games accurately, and can count the number of heads used in your massive skull throne. Having the five tiger generals only gives you one banana sticker. Unlike group projects in college, you actually do have to carry your own weight. You will not get one of the banana stickers if you let the AI handle an ambush. The game will now acknowledge your skull pyramids you set up after a battle with a banana sticker. Hats off to /u/asatj who does these for Paradox Studios games.ĭying honorably in a losing campaign no longer counts as victory.

Total war three kingdoms beta Patch#

This is something done over in the paradox subreddits whenever patch notes are released that are generally rather good humored, I thought I might try my hand at them here.